And now a belated repost for the non-Myspace crowds

And then there's voicemail.

I just noticed I've made at least 50 posts here.
Man.
What have I been doin' with all of my freetime?

So yea.
Voicemails.
My current one is "MmmmHmmm" followed by the standard prompt.

Short. Simple. Random.
Just having fun with mine, even if it confuses people an' as an end result stops them from leaving a voicemail.
That's why I'm thinkin' about changin' it up every month.

Voicemail messages for the future:
- "No."
- "How's life?"
- "Speak."
- Roommate snoring.
- 5 second pause than "Hi"
- A snippet of a song I wrote called "Hurrah for Boobies"

Feel free to call my new number, an' check out that months voicemail.
'Cuz generally, I'm not a fan of routine if you haven't noticed.
If you need/want the new number, drop me a line.
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My apologies for lack of content, just alot of madness over the month that can almost remind oneself of Sparta.
At least that means lots of fun stories for everyone.

-Down to three but am now officially open to other prospects w/ my finances balancing out.
-Hot Fuzz. I like. Alot.
-Apparently I've become an asian Hitch over the past few months?
-Almost went to Vegas last Wednesday night.
-Phones that're buggy.
-Peer pressure.

So many things to go over.
Just wish I had more random quotes for everyone.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"Now available as a part-time boyfriend." - Anonymous

So the next time I get scolded for bein' a social smoker, let me fall back on this article as an excuse why.
The only reason I go to Starbucks is to flirt with the female employees.

Man.
When was the last time I plugged a concert?
How 'bout today?

Micheal Tiernan & Sven-Erik Seaholm @ The Belly Up Tavern
April 15th - 3pm
21+
$8 pre-sale
$10 at the door
It's a dual cd-release party/nice Sunday afternoon concert for some awesome singer/songwriters from San Diego.
If that's not reason enough, Mr. Tiernan's also celebratin' his bday.
They've got Newcastle Ale on tap.
Plus I'll be there.
If that doesn't sell it for you, I don't know what will.

Nothing like a pubic hair sampler to help you appreciate life's natural beauty.
...yea.
I come up with some random and useless one-liners sometimes.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"Love grows in me like a tumor." - Jenny Owen Youngs

A repost for the non-myspace crowds.

And then there's peep jousting.

Happy Bunny Awareness Day peeps!

Today I wanted to share with you a timed honored tradition spawned from an office temp job I used to have.

Peep jousting.

For as long as I could remember, there have always been peeps during this time of the year.
Those tiny, marshmallowy, vibrantly colored, lil' duckies.
There's also always been a large surplus of them available after the Easter season's over.
What better way to make the best of their life span than by makin' them fight each other.

Take two peeps, set them on a microwaveable friendly plate facing each other, and stick a toothpick into the front of each of 'em.
Microwave for a unspecified amount of time.
They'll start to expand.
Loser's the one that gets stabbed first.

Just some basic, simple, fun there.
Probably post a video after this year's tournament.

We had team pink vs. team yellow.
Also placed best for individual matches an' overall team standings.
That was a fun waste of money.

So I'm thinkin' bi-weekly barbecues at the apatment starting sometime in May.
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In retrospect, I think we should've went with 4 bags of breadsticks from Pat & Oscars last night.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"You're gonna make a great father." - random customer